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A Greedy Realization

I wish that I was perfect In each and every way I wish for perfect hair and clothes And makeup that lasts all day I wish for lots of popular friends And the cutest guys around I wish for a perfect figure And a voice with a perfect sound I wish I was super smart In every subject there I wish I had the coolest car And by far, the best car there I wish I had all the other things That money could buy But sadly, money cannot buy love And it cannot buy life.

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Random Story 3

"Mornin' Wesley." Archie said. "Mornin'." Wesley replied. "You sure are in a good mood." "Nah, it's just a beautiful day!" "Mhm…Well I don't know what's wrong with you, but I like it!" Wesley said. "There is nothing wrong with me, it's ju-hey…What is that?" Archie asked. "A jar…" Wesley responded. "Very funny! I meant, what is IN the jar." Archie said. "Oh. It's peanut butter and jelly." "In ONE jar?" Archie asked in amazement. "…Yeah…You've never heard of it?" Wesley asked. "That's amazing! Let me see it!" "No, I'm using it!" "Let me SEE IT!" Archie exclaimed. "NO! IT'S MINE; GO GET YOUR OWN!" Wesley y

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Duckycorn or Uniduck?

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Techno Rainbow

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Bday Muro for Mishelangello

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Literature

Pogostick Endeavor...

"Darn. I need more TNT for my cupcakes." Pablo exclaimed. "I'll go see if Fella has some!" So Pablo went out his front door and over to his neighbors house. He knocked on the door, but there was no answer. "Hm…Well I don't think he'd mind if I just borrowed some anyway!" Pablo said. He opened the door into Paco's house. "OH GOD, EW!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT POGO STICK?!?!" Pablo cried in disgust. "What?" Fella asked innocently. "That's DISGUSTING Fella!" "What's wrong with it?" "YOU DON'T DO THAT WITH A POGO STICK!" Pablo yelled. "Sorry…I just thought it was cold." Fella explained. "Well that is NO excuse! I'm scarred

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